迷墙
晚安
Goodnight.
周末愉快，柯林斯先生
Have a nice weekend, Mr. Collins
你也是啊，亲爱的珀金斯
Same to you, my dear Perkins.
晚安，柯林斯先生，周末愉快
Goodnight, Mr. Collins, have a nice weekend.
周末愉快，“沉默厮”先生
Have a nice weekend, Mr. Charmers.
检查好一切都井井有条
Check everything in good order.
把实验对象收回冷藏柜
Return subject of experiment to morgue.
给老鼠喂奶酪
Cheese to the mice.
带上伞、公文包
Umbrella, briefcase.
关闭电闸
Electricity off.
晚安 周末愉快
Goodnight. Have a nice weekend.
小孔成像，呵
Camera obscura, aaah.
不，珀金斯，别用夹糖块的钳子
No, no, Perkins. Not with the sugar tongs.
她太纤弱了
She's too delicate.
妈妈，是你吗？
Mother, is that you?
塞壬
啊，没用
Ah! No use, no use.
没用
Out.
不对
Out.
错了
Out.
不，妈妈，不，不是你想的那样
No, mother, no, no. No, you're wrong, you're wrong.
给你，先生
Here you are, sir.
谢谢
Thank you.
你正
处于困境中吗？
（洞）
这有点太阳刚了
This is too much man.
-柯林斯先生 -飘柔弗太太
- Mr. Collins. - Mrs. Peurofoy.
-不好意思，这些是你的吗？-哦，是的，当然
- I'm sorry. Are these yours, dear? - Oh, yes, yes, of course.
我是在外面的楼梯台上发现的
I mean I found them outside on the landing.
是，我知道
Yes, I know, I know.
靠
Crap.
-今天是个好日子吧，柯林斯先生？ -嗯
- Ain't it a lovely day, Mr. Collins? - Yes.
他有什么毛病
What's the matter with him?
说实话...柯林斯先生啊
Oh frankly... Mr. Collins.
我一直想告诉你，两个小时根本不够用
I've been meaning to tell you sir. Two hours ain't enough.
-你说什么? -我说两个小时根本不够用
- I beg your pardon? - Two hours it ain't enough time.
我不可能用两个小时干完一星期的活儿
I mean I can't do all week's washing up
in a couple of hours.
把要洗的衣服分堆
It's the laundry want sorting,
还得换床单
I've got the bed to change.
-先生，你说什么？ -为什么？
- I beg your pardon, sir? - Why?
-什么为什么 -为什么不可能？
- Why what? - Why is it not possible?
因为它就是不可能啊
Because it just ain't.
我说你吃完饭只顾捡碗
I mean you take the dishes alone.
我还得洗好烘干
I've got to wash and dry.
-你还得怎么的？ -烘干！
- You what, what? - Dry, sir!
对，我知道，但是这不会持续太久的
Yes, I know it is. But it's not going to last Mrs. Peurofoy.
你听见那声音了吗？
Do you hear that sound?
是静电吧
Well, electricity. Static electricity.
空气里充满了静电
The air is full of it.
-看 -哦，我看见了
- Look. - Oh, I see.
可我还是觉得时间不够用
No, I still think it isn't enough.
绰绰有余了
Well, it's more than enough.
那是废话，柯林斯，不够！
I'm telling you it's crap, Mr. Collins. It ain't!
可爱的小蝴蝶啊！这怎么回事？
Your lovely butterflies! However did that happen?
我用我的时光机把它打掉了
I hit them with my time machine.
你的什么机？
With your what machine?
就是钟，飘柔弗太太，那个闹钟
The clock, Mrs. Peurofoy. The alarm clock.
啊，我还挺喜欢这些小可爱的
Ah, love 'em! Pretty dears.
不用担心，它们都飞走了，自由自在
Not to worry. They all flew away, free as a flutter.
（它确实碎了）
（你能别用那吸尘器了吗？）
（请你别再吸了！飘柔弗太太）
谢谢
Thank you dear!
（你还吸！）
-你还在吸尘！ -再说一遍
- You're hoovering again! - Pardon?
-你又在吸…吸尘 -我知道啊
- You're hoov... hoovering again! - Yes, I know dear.
我不喜欢这样
I don't like it.
我一个月总得吸一次啊，先生
Well, I must do it once a month, sir.
呃，离上次才过去三周半嘛
Well, it's only been three weeks and a half.
有四周了，柯林斯先生
Now dear, four... four weeks, Mr. Collins.
哦，那好吧，是我落后了
Oh, that's alright, Mrs. Peurofoy. I'm behind in my work.
求你今天别再吸了，飘柔弗太太，现在就回去吧
No more hoovering today, Mrs. Peurofoy. Please. Now go now.
我再有一个半小时就能完事了
Now I'll be done in an hour and a half.
没关系，我付给你两个小时的钱
That's alright, I'll pay you for two. Here you are.
哦，我好像没有零钱
Oh dear, I don't think I've got any change.
-那没关系，你数一下 -好
- Oh that's alright. Take a look. - Oh, well.
-然后就走吧 -非常感谢，先生
- And go, just go. - Thank you very much, sir.
没找零钱抱歉啦
Sorry about the change.
还有，你女儿好点儿了吗？
By the way, is your daughter any better, Mrs. Peurofoy?
女儿？什么女儿，我都没结过婚
Daughter? About daughter, I'm not even married, dear.
哦好吧，我们迟早都该结婚吧，飘柔弗太太？
Oh well, we should all be married sooner or later, Mrs. Peurofoy?
谁们？
Says who?
再见
Goodbye.
在非常接近的距离内
With very close range CF intermolecular
CF分子间的强斥力是未知的
strong repulsive forces are not known.
当然啦
Of course, of course.
这就像苹果
Like apples. Apples.
为什么，我的好伙计啊，他们怎么栽在这上面这么多年
Why my good man, they've been falling down for years.
但是可以由此推断...
But from that's to infer...
嗯...
Well...
那有可能吗？
Could it be possible?
迟早会有人想到的
Somebody had to think of it sooner or later.
这些美国佬，难怪会有这么多预算
Those Americans, no wonder such budgets.
维多利亚时代的解梦
你好？
Hello?
听好了，你得让别人清静点
Listen, you keep somebody out with people.
如果他想找你拍电影
If he wants you for a movie, he's gonna ring up your agent, right?
他早就给你的助理打电话了，对吧
有什么问题吗？
What's the problem?
我们现在遇上点小麻烦
We're having a bit of trouble at the moment.
不，她做的不错
No, she's doing great.
对，我们今晚开派对
Yeah, we're having a party tonight.
我想请你来
I'd like you to come along.
八点开始 你需要我…
It's at eight o'clock. Ask me
我就罩着你 当然 你会没事的
and I'll look after you. Of course. Yeah, you'll be ok.
这就是我喜欢你的地方 你比其他人酷多了
That's what I like about you. You're much cooler than the others.
好的，几点见？再见
Yeah. Okay, see you when? Bye.
这才是好孩子，乖狗
That's the boy, Fido.
嗨！记得我吗？我们在电梯里见过
Hi there! Remember me? We met at the elevator.
抱歉打扰 你愿意分我一点冰块吗？
I'm sorry to disturb you. Could you spare some ice?
-冰箱里的就行 -冰箱？
- Ice from the fridge. - Fridge?
就是制冷的电冰箱
Refrigerator.
哦，当然可以
Oh, yes, by all means!
不好意思
Excuse me.
我来...?
May I...?
-它好像卡住了 -是的
- It seems to be stuck. - Yes.
-我们有啦 -您这儿有这么多冰啊，教授
- Here we are. - A lot of ice you got here, Professor.
希望对你们够用
Well I hope it's enough for you.
那是什么？
What's that?
哦，那是螳螂，“合掌螳螂”
Oh, that's the mantis, the "praying mantis"
这是一种热带昆虫
It is a tropical insect.
这只是雌的
This is the female.
孤单的小东西 她有一种和雄性交配后
A solitary creature. She has the habit of devouring
把对方吃掉的习性
the male of the species after the love embrace.
就像一些鸟类
Just like birds.
不不不，你错了
Oh, no, no, you're wrong.
鸟类本质上都是一夫一妻的，而且很爱它们的配偶
Birds are essentially monogamous and love their mates.
-我说的是那些雏儿 -哦，懂了
- I mean girls. - Oh, I see.
-好了，我该撤了 -撤？
- Well, I have to split. - Split?
我是说我必须回去了
I mean I must be going.
希望派对没有打扰到你
I hope the party is not disturbing you.
排队是给佩妮开的，她是我的女伴
It's for Penny, my girl.
她上过《Vogue》的封面呢
She's got a cover on Vogue.
-《Vogue》是一本时尚杂志 -哦！那恭喜了
- Vogue, the fashion magazine. - Oh! Congratulations.
不，不用恭喜我 双鱼座的生命循环期就快到头了
No, not for me. The cycle of Pisces is coming to an end.
万分感谢，教授 这很棒 回头见
Thanks for everything, Professor. It was beautiful. So long.
佩妮
Penny.
给你沏了杯好茶，柯林斯先生 我们已经…
A nice cup of tea for you, Mr. Collins. We have been ....
嗯，对
Mmm hmm, yes.
-对，一个阳性都没有 -一个都没有？
- Yes, none of them were positive. - None?
-绝对不是腺鼠疫 -就是那个
- We're definitely not bubonic plague. - That's it.
-您再说一遍？ -是啊
- I beg your pardon? - It is.
我在说分析结果
I'm talking about the analysis.
对，当然是分析结果
Yes, the analysis, obviously.
-你觉得原始数据怎么样？ -我读了
- How do you like the feeds? - I read.
读完了？沃尔特的报告？
Read? The Walter Reports?
我是说，寄出去了
I mean, send them off.
你都不打算先核实一遍吗？
Aren't you going to verify the reports?
当然不，我还有事要忙呢
Absolutely not. I have work to do.
你现在还能看见她吗？
Can you see her now?
我看不见她了
I can't see her anymore.
柯林斯先生，你觉得不适吗？
Mr. Collins, aren't you feeling very well?
我有点晕
I feel a bit dizzy.
好吧，可能你最好躺一会儿
Well, perhaps you better lie down for a moment.
躺下来，你这么觉得？
Lie down, you think so?
当然，老大
Yes, sir. I do, certainly.
说实在的，您脸上都没有血色了
Frankly sir, you look quite off colour.
再次感谢你，到我家里看望我
Once again, thanks for seeing me home and in bed.
这是自然之举
It's only natural that I would.
好好睡一觉，柯林斯，再见
Sleep well, Mr. Collins. Bye.
明天见
Until tomorrow.
吃...
Eat...
还是不吃？
or not to eat?
柯林斯先生，珀金斯来了
Mr. Collins, Perkins here, sir.
我就是想知道你还顺利吧
I just wanted to know if you are getting on alright.
天一亮就叫醒我，什么意思？
What do you mean, waking me up at dawn?
现在已经中午了
It's noon already.
-都中午了？ -是的，先生
- Noon? - Yes, sir.
而我…我们很担心你，你还好吗？
And I... well we here are worried about you, sir. Are you alright?
我好得很，再见珀金斯
I'm fine, fine. Goodbye Perkins.
茶歇
柯林斯教授
所看不见的
那姑娘所不知道的
那青年
所不知道的
你怀孕了
You're pregnant.
谁都不知道的
珀金斯 你在这儿做什么
Perkins. What are you doing out there?
呃 柯林斯先生，都一星期多了
Well Mr. Collins, sir. It's been more than a week, and I would ...
我的意思是你的电话总占线
Well, what I mean is the line was always engaged,
所以我就想必须得过来一趟…
so I said to myself you must go there...
就说一句，珀金斯 我不是小孩儿
One second, Perkins. I'm no longer a child, you know.
我有权利一个人住，离群索居
I have the right to be alone. Isolated...
-是，可是柯林斯... -真是难以置信！
- Yes, but Mr. Collins, I... - It's unbelievable!
你觉得我在干嘛？
What do you think I am doing?
-我不知道，先生 -你不知道？
- I don't know, sir. - You don't know?
我在工作，仅此而已
Well, I am working, that's what.
我正在研究对人类最为重要的实验
I am carrying out experiments of the greatest importance to mankind.
-为什么看着我？ -我没看
- Why are you looking at? - Me? Nothing.
我得承认，珀金斯，我发现
There are times, Perkins, when I must admit
你的行为有时候非常奇怪
I find your behavior very strange.
真的非常奇怪
Very strange, indeed.
我只是担心您的健康啊
It's your health I'm worried about, sir.
哦，那好吧，要这么说，我倒是有新闻给你珀金斯听听
Oh well then, in that case, I've got news for you Perkins.
我得麻疹了
I've got the measles.
-你不能进来了 -我也得过啊
- You can't come in here. - I've already had measles.
哦，不管用，跟你的不是一类
Oh no, you haven't. Not this kind.
这是一种新的细菌 传染性极强
This is a new microbe. Highly contagious.
你甚至都不应该跟我说话的
You are not even allowed to talk to me.
珀金斯
Perkins.
别忘了用酒精洗手
Don't forget to wash your hands with alcohol.
也不要碰水 快走！
And don't go near the water. Go away!
-早安 -你好吗？
- Good morning. - Are you alright?
很抱歉打扰您，教授
Yes, sorry to disturb you, Professor.
哦，一点儿没有
Oh, not at all, not at all.
好吧，这挺尴尬的
Well, this is very embarrassing.
佩妮，我的女朋友，想问你个问题
Penny, my girlfriend, wanted to ask you.
好的好的，问什么？
Yes, yes. What is it?
你可以分我们些香蕉吗？
You wouldn't have any spare banana, would you?
好啊
Oh yes.
我是说，我没有 我真抱歉
I mean, no. I'm awfully sorry.
-那有糖吗？ -糖，当然有，先进来
- How about some sugar? - Sugar, yes, of course. Do come inside.
在这儿
Here we are.
-给你，你都可以拿走 -哦，这些糖块真漂亮
- Here. You can take it all. - Oh sugar cubes. It's beautiful!
看起来你养的小害虫不太好
Looks as if your pet vermin are not well.
哦，这叫直翅目，不叫害虫
Oh, they are Orthoptero, not vermin.
哦，反正我看都一样糟
Oh, they don't look good, all the same to me.
-你是一个人住吗？ -是的
- Do you live alone? - Yes, yes.
-我真想也那样 -像哪样？
- I wish I could. - Could what?
有自己的住处，单独住一阵子
Have my own apartment. Live alone for a while.
不不不，谢谢你，我不抽烟
No, no, no thank you. I don't smoke.
-老天爷，这就是个累赘啊 -什么？抽烟吗？
- God, it's a drag. - What is? Smoking?
女人啊，你不信吗？
Women, you wouldn't believe it?
不信
No, I wouldn't.
你看，我养着这么一个姑娘，她把日子过得乱糟糟的
You see, I have this girl who is in a mess.
她变得太焦虑了，我都不知道怎么才能喘口气
She getting so uptight, I don't know which way to break.
确实
Indeed.
她中了当模特那个邪了 你见到过她抖得像筛子一样吗？
She's into the model seem. Have you caught her scutchers?
抖得像筛子？她酗酒吗？
Scutchers? Is she an alcoholic?
不，我是说她的腿，她的脚踝
No, I mean, legs, her ankles.
她太想当模特了
She's so involved with that model fantasy
想得都快疯了
it's driving her crazy.
-就像睡觉的时候都会哭出来 -我懂了
- Crying in her sleep and all that. - Yes, I know.
我觉得她肯定非常心神不宁
I mean she must be very disturbed.
-在精神上 -我又不是精神分析师
- Mentally, that is. - I'm no head shrinker.
哦，你当然不是
Oh no. No, you're not.
你记得有首歌唱过：
Do you remember that song,
“我得找个理由 离开这个妞”吗？
"I gotta find a reason for leaving this girl"?
-那唱的就是我 -不知道，我不爱听歌
- That's my song. - No, I don't like songs.
音乐就是组织起来的噪音
Music is just organized noise.
而噪音就是思维的毒药
And noise is poison to the mind.
和她待在一起的问题就是这个 她放太多的音乐了
That's what's the matter with her. Too much music.
非常感谢你的糖，教授
Thank you very much for the sugar cubes, Professor.
-别客气 -我走了
- You're welcome. - I'll be going along now.
我给你开门
Let me show you to the door.
好的教授，万分感谢
Well professor, thanks for everything.
摇滚起来！
Rock out!
救命
Help!
我说，救命啊！
I said, help!
Osoko!
救命啊！
Help!
救人啊！
Help!
科学家救了时尚女郎一命
兰小姐告诉本报记者：
Ms. Lane said to our reporters:
“我要开始新的生活
"I shall start a new life".
这正是一个获得第二次生命的人该做的”
That's what you must do when you're born for a second time.
-早安，各位 -早安， 先生
- Good morning all. - Well, good morning, sir.
哦 珀金斯！
Oh Perkins!
珀金斯...珀金斯快来看看...
Perkins.... Perkins come and see...
珀金斯，告诉你...我看见了...
Oh Perkins, tell your man it's ... a ...